It's hard to find a well, whatever. Nevermind.

High. My name is Kraig. This post will be things about me. These things are either factual or fictional. You decide.

1. I am currently drunk. I have had a Sparks and five Budweisers. I am currently working on my sixth. These Budweisers happen to be tall boys.

2. I am drinking Budweiser tall boys because the Friendly Package was out of Pabst.

3. I wanted South Paw but that only comes in 12 packs and I'm leaving for home tomorrow. Chances are, I would not drink all 12 tonight.

4. I am still stuck in Muncie tonight because of the ice storm.

5. I am currently thinking about people who were interesting in high school, like Walter Beck who liked GWAR more than any other band ever.

6. For Christmas, I would like for people to never refer to it as X-Mas.

7. For Christmas, I would like anything Nirvana related.

8. Brett Lewis is currently asleep on my couch.

9. I am currently bummed I could not be Hendricks County so I could go to BW3s with Peter.

10. Speaking of Peter, I should document my Fred Durst drawing for Tulip.

What's yer medi-chlorian count?

Friday night was penny's so that means? Drunk idiot with a camera. You knew it was coming.

I'll mention that this was Pat's first time to penny pitchers. All he could say was, "look at all the beer".

And Saturday, Org birthday blowout. I think I'll keep a running plaid count. Evan has better pictures so if she posts them, check it out.

The earliest arrivals. Let's see, plaid count is at 4.

Lord Zed and Lare-bear.

Abey-baby. Number 5.

Katie promised to wish me happy birthday every time she saw me. I'm pretty sure she kept true to her word. Numbers 7 and 8.

Chad, Zach and some rad dewd. Number 9.

This is single handedly the grossest thing I've ever seen.

I was stoned off my ASS.

Daddddddddy.

10 and 11.

Number 12.

This is just how Torma showed up. He had not idea there was a theme for the party.

You can see Zack's flannel in this one, so that's number 13.

Brent smiles?

Justin Spring, 14. Yellow hat Kenzie had a jacket too so that's 15.

B Lew's hat, 16. You can see Pat and I know he had some on so that's 17.

Proud daddies.

I think this is when I got my camera back from Kyle.

I was wearing two, so that's 18 and 19.

Larry was so psyched on Star Wars all night. He also loves salsa music.

Zolt said he wants this blown up to 8 ft. x 6 ft. so he can hang it on his wall.

'Sup, babe?

I have no idea what this face is or why I did it so much.

Jesus, sorry.

Obviously, the two orgest dudes at the party. I'll Photoshop Steve in here and we'll be set.

Alright, so here's the wrap up:
- The keg got slaughtered in close to two hours.
-Aside from everyone who brought their own stuff, Anna bought two bricks, I bought one, and Kyle bought one. That's a hundred and twenty beers.
-Pete took a bus all the way from Chicago for the festivities.
-My laptop got stolen, which I'm totally psyched on.
-We packed the house, again.
-Cops showed up but stayed outside and chilled. We just had to keep it down.
-Org was on the stereo until Harvey showed up. And people stuck around.
-Some beer bong bros showed up and humped everything in sight.
-All in all, this was my favorite party we've had. I may be biased because it was my birthday and Hot Water was being played, but man I had a blast. Thanks to everyone who came out. And thanks to the dude who stole my laptop. SSSSSSSSSSICK.

...and the aftermath.

Until next time.

Halloween 2K8

Here is an out of order summation of the Halloween weekend.

Ghoulie Daddy.

Craftiest costume of the night goes to Evan. Tornado!

Paperboy keeping hydrated pre-nipple ring.

Brett's toddler Elmo costume was eighteen sizes too small. He had to turn his whole body to look at you.

Eddie Munster? Nah, Teen Wolf.

Dill Street prior to party-time.

Some daddies in a sea of sluts.

Art faggery 101.

Extra cheesy?

Drunk idiot with a camera.

Anna loves Wilson. Especially when he makes comments about assassinating Obama.

Daddies singing Toad and the Wet Sprocket.

FUCK YOU, WILSON

Babooshka Lewis.

This series is entitled "Amish Discovers Halloween".

Pamela and Natalie Portman. Or ScarJo.

Lynn and Zolt doin' the Zolt.

Wooley as something. I never asked.

Andrea as Borat. Very nice!

Brett mackin' hard.

Count Millner.

The other toddler Elmo apparently forgot it was Halloween.

BOOBS

"Take a picture of my white pants".

?

Ghoul mask.

Anna's closest foray into dressing up for Halloween.

This series is entitled, "Kyle Kisses the World".

Charles? Check.

"mmm, salty".

Mitch.

Foreverheart scored a beej.

G's acting like gents.

Evan somehow evaded having her face slobbered all over.

Maxi-bulk 3000.

Ort's fronts, blangin'.

'Sup, babe?

Black metal Bechtel. Blechtel?

Brett, on Saturday. Apparently dressing up as trash offers a lot more mobility than an undersized Elmo costume.

BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

This was a monster Pac Man ghost costume. The dudes flipped when we even got near them.

Bad Chad.

Satanism by Binks.

After Evan's, we hit up Do's.

Squints.

Did I mention Steve was back in town for the KS reunion show? Oh, well he was.

Infinite dudes.

Until next year, peace out to Satan's favorite holiday.