It's hard to find a well, whatever. Nevermind.

High. My name is Kraig. This post will be things about me. These things are either factual or fictional. You decide.

1. I am currently drunk. I have had a Sparks and five Budweisers. I am currently working on my sixth. These Budweisers happen to be tall boys.

2. I am drinking Budweiser tall boys because the Friendly Package was out of Pabst.

3. I wanted South Paw but that only comes in 12 packs and I'm leaving for home tomorrow. Chances are, I would not drink all 12 tonight.

4. I am still stuck in Muncie tonight because of the ice storm.

5. I am currently thinking about people who were interesting in high school, like Walter Beck who liked GWAR more than any other band ever.

6. For Christmas, I would like for people to never refer to it as X-Mas.

7. For Christmas, I would like anything Nirvana related.

8. Brett Lewis is currently asleep on my couch.

9. I am currently bummed I could not be Hendricks County so I could go to BW3s with Peter.

10. Speaking of Peter, I should document my Fred Durst drawing for Tulip.