To recreate the scene

Epic homecoming post? ccccccheck.

Through the fog, shone Charlie Cardinal.

High Life was the drink of choice for the day. We went through a brick and box of 24 bottles. The first one was cracked a little after 8:30 a.m. Badass.

Zach, lookin' sexy. His phone was blowing up by 8 a.m.

Evan doing a Dante Love. oooooh, harsh.

Kyle, still drunk from the night before. This was maybe around 11.

Holy shit! This is the most jello shots I will ever see.

I think you missed the trash can, dude. About 30 times.

AMERICA.

Daddy's soup. High Life and gin.

Daddy drinking his soup. Shortly after this, he got busted by a female cop for peeing on the side of a building.

Baberam.

Who knew beer companies designed seasonal packaging.

Anna, talking to Elaine.

Evan, cowering away from the dude she apologized to for knocking over his grill and dumping food all over the ground.

Nap time. We bailed on tailgating at about 2 for sleep.

Christ. Nice park job, moron.

Park job, pt. 2.

Daddy likey!

Zolt, mean muggin'. Surprisingly, everyone seemed to get a little sun.

The following sequence will be called, "Zach has a camera".

BROS.

Check the teeth.

Zach loves Abe.

Megan, probably feeling 100% after Friday night.

I wish you could see the beer running out of my mouth and all over my shirt.

Kyle, puking up beer.

Post-Kyle and I being awesome.

Abram busting a jackass.

Ouch. Nice shot, Holt. Pat agrees.

Evan looking PSYCHED!

High Life Light. Half the calories, all the foam.

I don't know what this is supposed to be a picture of but it reminds me that as Kyle was getting busted for peeing, the cop said "zip it up" which he did and it resulted with him peeing on himself a little. So no one would notice, he just dumped beer all over his crotch.

This is the by far the best picture of the night and a perfect visual description of the night.

I wish I would have tried harder to figure out what was going on in here. This is what used to be Mexico, filled with people grinding all over each other. I couldn't hear any music so I have no idea what they were dancing to.

R.I.P.

Sup, babe? How many licks?